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nope, i’m not blue, not blueanon…
not implying what you pretend you think i’m implying…
you’re deliberately fighting a strawman


judging by your wall of sources, pretending like they’re related to what i’m actually saying, it appears that you are indeed in the room…

also, you’re a sea lion


the meme is about american politics, some of which address global issues.

you’re right, but applying it to the wrong thing.


what’s not clicking is that half of the “people” trying super hard to make biden into the antichrist actually do want trump to win and are arguing disingenuously.

the time to complain about biden was the last three years, the time to complain about trump is now.

if their only political opinion is about how bad biden really is… and they never talk about trump, russia or ukraine…
then it’s a duck


the difference between a genius and regular artist is knowing which of their own works to keep or throw away

-someone


remember when someone patented the concept of having mini-games while it’s loading so almost no games have it?
also awesome…


if you tolerate fascists and hang out with fascists, then you’re all fascists


literally nobody cares how you feel about the evolving usage of english goes…
btw, the original meaning of “literally” was the same as figuratively… literally as in literature… i.e. fictional, metaphorical…

should we freeze English right now and refuse all new definitions of words? or just accept that it’s a living language that changes with its speakers?



After months of claiming that Apple’s privacy protections had stalled its investigation, the Justice Department said Monday that it had accessed a terrorism suspect’s iPhone

it took “months” for the fbi to crack one iphone, that belonged to a terrorist…
and that was in 2020, those holes have long been patched.

so, no they can’t.


i’m a big fan of pinephone and pine64…


late stage capitalism



yeah, i was a poor kid in a rich school…
i really don’t think it’s the phone…

if it was 1860, you’d be excluded for have a subpar quill and ink…


well your kids are really cool…

i wonder how much is actually apple, and how much is standard classist kid stuff…

there was a recent hydroflask craze with the kids around here… with kids chanting “sks” (sound at the end of hydroflasks)
but, i think that’s just because they’re nicer quality and expensive…

when i was a kid there was a big deal made about jean brands in my school…


what have you experienced?


it’s marketing thus seems more real than it is.

there will always be kids who treat poor kids bad for not having the cool new expensive stuff…

but that’s a classist problem, not limited to phones.

see also: jeans, shoes, makeup, e-bikes, pokemon, everything else

also, all the really cool kids use signal messenger and don’t use stock text messaging apps…


cops can’t crack my iphone, but they can pop most androids instantly…

end of discussion


“blue vs green bubble” drama

is not real… it’s some bullshit marketing thing… nobody cares what kind of phone you have


iOS is a unix-like operating system too (but doesn’t use the linux kernel… also, linux isn’t really an operating system, it’s a kernel


you guys have no new memes?


you get what you put up with


well you’re in luck, it’s one of the best movies of all time.

btw, when the guy says “Easy, you just don’t lead them so much.”, leading means to aim your gun where they’re running to, to account for the time it takes the bullet to travel…
referring to the fact that women and children don’t run as fast as men…

that line always confused me…

also, all the shots with the news reporters are exact recreations of real news footage… word for word…


well you see, when you heat it slowly over a flame, the bad stuff evaporates and leaves behind a purer flavor…
when you microwave, it doesn’t

p.s. im an american and have no problem microwaving water… but i do swear there’s a slight difference… maybe it’s from the cup being nuked?
i also microwave cold coffee…


no way you’re trying to pretend like dprk is a free country…

go ask some refugees what it’s like


part of the joke is the reversal of the stereotype.
breaking stereotypes = good
enforcing stereotypes = bad


the algorithms like to censor certain words and symbols


but why isn’t he wearing makeup?



that seems excessive…
it turns out, due to the prevalence of grass allergies, letting them get too long releases a lot of pollen and makes it a “noxious weed” (legally, in at least one town)

if you just kill off the grass and let something else grow, it’s totally fine…

i recommend sheet mulching with cardboard




that’s clearly taco bell



i’ve heard it’s the coolest shirt for the summer…


the point is its supposed to be cool
(temperature wise)


That’s like hiring people to count the grains of sand on a beach. Amazing!

no it isn’t… they wove the memory… like weaving


interesting… it turns out GNAA did get their name from that…
(p.s. at least one of the members, weev, went on to become a literal nazi… and is potentially responsible for the rise of trump)


okay well those are known for being widely hated