garbl garbl garbl…

That works ! Drawing lines when the caster doesn’t know what to do is tight !

How fast can you pull an interesting battlemap and an interesting encounter ?

Because I had DMs making me wait while they cobbled something last minute that we couldnt avoid, meaning they could have planned it in advance with 0 chances of wasting the preps

You know they would paralyse him or charm him or anything and take the shotgun for themselves. Then torture the hobo to know how to make more shells.

Its a god with 7 dragons

I have no idea what this means

Bingo

I came for sexy pictures. I am disappointed

Fun fact, its kinda of the gimick in the movie Next, if the hand takes too long he cant see how it goes

The first time I ever used a player backstory was just them meeting a dad of a player on his way. Small moment, gave a few tidbits, simple.

As long as hes not into hugs

Dont augury take a while to cast ? You gonna need to find games that are slower

Proofreading before posting mistakes is TIGHT !

THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING TO GET OUT ?!?!?

Spoilers

This is a twist in a certain movie about honor and stealing people wink

Finally something you said I will appreciate

Spoilers for an awesome movie too :)

Someone said : careful with your boss, they have power over you.

You said : silly, my boss is awesome

So now here is my obvious question. What if said boss isnt awesome ? Worst, what is DND turns sour a good relationship like countless others ?

Forget your awesome boss lucky dude and think about bosses in general. Think

Better to be sarcastic than to seriously state the obvious

Because playing with your boss is really stretching your chances of employment

Aaawww… *sadly takes it dow

Nooooo, really ?

You are lucky. What is silly is you not even seeing it

I know how I can do it. And Im not going to risk finding out my boss cannot do it well.

I have had good and bad bosses. Flying under the radar of bad ones is how you do it. And Im no lt gonna risk turning a good boss into a bad for a game, no matter if that game was the best ever.

That is surviving.

I have met enough players and DMs with whom I disagreed or got their bad side enough time to thank the fact that I was happy I wouldnt meet them at work the next day.

Its the same thing as not working with your lover. If there is something wrong or bad happening at home, you dont wanna keep it going at work afterwards.

But to answer you, yeah I can. Ill torture kobolds instead. /s

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

Because if it doesnt go well, they are your boss and sometimes dnd games can go sour fast

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

Its so good a spell they nerfed its range by 5 ft

Its funny, but also a tad pvp too much for my tastes

Players : DM this is the 4rth wyrmling you threw at us ! Im done with your game unless you stop trying to kill us !

Dm : ok, Ill stop trying.

*puts an Ancient Red Dragon’s token on the table

Proofreading is a fun thing where you can spot easy to spot mistakes

Bring your raspy-sandpappered voice

Suggestion. And then go to Wall Street :)

At least most pet stores aren’t managing cunts, so yeah, go for pet stores please

It’s called Tchergrac (It’s the name of my Ancient Red Dragon in my game)

Yup. I will take a player rather than a friend to play. A player will become a friend. A friend might not end up as a ayer

Im sorry, but I didnt understood what you said. But Ill trust you.

I mean… its possible to play a character that is racist, but like evil characters I wouldnt trust a first time player doing it.

Even Gimli and Legolas were racists after all

Laughts in french

For reals. English is way simpler when compared to french. But Im sure every language has his quirks